As intelectual as a mule's rear

davezord @ 2006-02-20T17:03:00

2006-02-20T17:04:09Z

<td align="center"> Captain Planet --
[noun]:

He's a hero, gonna take polution down to zero.

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

davezord @ 2005-12-03T02:23:00

2005-12-03T02:25:58Z

I direct all yall attention over to My New Blog. When I feel the need to blog, it'll be here, not on LJ. I'll still read stuff here on my friends page obviously, but I'm much more of a visual kind of guy and Blogger makes that so much easier. So I'm gonna try and use it like a visual journal of stuff I do and perhaps waffle about it on the side.

Jus thought I'd let you know.

davezord @ 2005-09-30T19:51:00

2005-09-30T18:55:05Z

I often tend to judge new Castlevania games by the awesomeness of their music.

The new Castlevania rocks.

Not just because of the music though, which is great as usual, but the gameplay is awesome. Like the Psx one, but with some touch screen gimickery added. And it has the best sprite work I have seen in a long long time. Light years better than the GBA games. The graphics really have me in awe.

I just hope i can pull myself away from it to play Pac N Roll, Phoenix Wright, and make sure I dont neglect my nintendog (again.. :B)

The concept provided me with too large a quantity of mirth to allow such a crude image portray it.

2005-08-29T23:40:44Z

davezord @ 2005-08-26T23:51:00

2005-08-26T22:52:08Z

Furries are merely gigantic ceramic russian dolls with animals inside.

davezord @ 2005-07-31T16:41:00

2005-07-31T15:41:47Z

I AM USING THE INTERNET

davezord @ 2005-06-10T22:26:00

2005-06-10T21:26:33Z

1) What's the first word that comes to mind when you think of me?
2) Go to google and search for that word.
3) Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).
4) Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.

Go. Shoo.

davezord @ 2005-05-23T18:37:00

2005-05-23T17:36:46Z

Further futurama news!!

Billy West himself has said that futurama is coming back, in the form of straight to DVD movies.

"Well, I spoke to David X.Cohen because we did promos for a new Futurama compilation and he said that they did have talks with the top guys at FOX and they were extremely impressed with the sales of the Futurama DVDs. The idea was to make a Futurama movie right to DVD and then a 2nd and a 3rd. That's what's being discussed. Fox is trying to figure out a budget for the whole project, and it sounded like David X. was very jazzed!

I would love more than anything to do that show again. I thought it was best experience on every level... creatively, voice-wise, writing, animation and the laughs. The laughs. Writers and performers that respected each other."

I CAME

davezord @ 2005-05-22T21:04:00

2005-05-22T20:02:41Z

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/22/0234224&from=rss

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOP WOOOP WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!

davezord @ 2005-05-03T02:01:00

2005-05-03T01:00:54Z

COMING TO THEATRES NEAR YOU, SOON !!

davezord @ 2005-05-02T17:43:00

2005-05-02T16:47:22Z

Now no one has an excuse to have not seen the best film ever made.

davezord @ 2005-04-29T21:51:00

2005-04-29T20:52:02Z

So we named our new kitty. We decided on...

Miss Kitty Fantastico! XD

No, I havent been watching buffy >__>

JIM CARREY DDR

2005-04-25T01:08:34Z

I'd forgotten how awesome, fun, and original Mario 64 was.

I'd also forgotten how fucking annoyingly frustrating it is at times, too.

I have recently recalled both of these facts upon playing Mario 64 DS a lot. It really is awesome. apart from the fucking annoying bits which havent been ironed out, only enforced by the stylus-not-as-good-as-analog controls. Oh well, the new additions and sweet graphics make up for it. Whats annoying me most atm is the fact that I bought Touch! Kirby's magical paint brush! from lik-sang about 2 weeks ago and it still hasnt arrived >=( I really want that game, It better hurry up. Probably phone the post office tomorrow/today if it doesnt arrive this morning.

Playing my DS is more or less all i've been doing. As well as playing with my new Kitty, called Misty. She's almost 6 weeks old and is TINY. Grey furre with white and brown splotches all over. She's really sweet and friendly, but likes to EAT YOUR HAND if you get to close. Sharp claws and teeth for a kitty, too >___>. Funny thing is she's super confident, and my big tom cat Ollie is a chicken shit, so its pretty hilarious to watch a full grown tom being chased by the tiniest cat you ever saw. I'll put up photos of her some time.

Right I'm gonna go watch some Sentai goodness, then maybe play a tiny bit of DS till I fall asleep. Chao!

davezord @ 2005-04-20T01:27:00

2005-04-20T00:29:36Z

Washu_chan: "I'm gonna live with Underground Grandma" says:
oh and i shall now be refering to smoking a joint as "electing a pope"

The real Spacewog says:
hahaha

The real Spacewog says:
is the new pope dead yet?

The real Spacewog says:
i'll bet we'll wake up tomorrow and they've gone through another 6 popes

Washu_chan: "I'm gonna live with Underground Grandma" says:
psh, 78 is nothing! my great aunt was 96 when she kicked the bucket

The real Spacewog says:
but she didnt wear a heavy pope hat

The real Spacewog says:
it crushes the spinal column like a slinky

Washu_chan: "I'm gonna live with Underground Grandma" says:
she had a hunch back, close enough

I lolled

davezord @ 2005-04-14T00:04:00

2005-04-13T23:05:55Z

Angst is a German word for fear or anxiety. It is used in English to describe a more intense feeling of internal emotional strife. A different but related meaning is attributed to Danish philosopher Søren Kierkegaard (1813–1855). Kierkegaard used the word angst (Danish, meaning "dread") to describe a profound and deep-seated spiritual condition of insecurity and despair in the free human being. Where the animal is a slave to its God-given instincts but always confident in its own actions, Kierkegaard believed that the freedom given to mankind leaves the human in a constant fear of failing its responsibilities to God. Kierkegaard's concept of angst is considered to be an important stepping stone for 20th-century existentialism.

While Kierkegaard's feeling of angst is fear of actual responsibility to God, in modern use, angst is broadened to include general frustration associated with the conflict between actual responsibilities to self, one's principles, and others (possibly including God). Still, the angst in alternative music may be more accessible to most audiences than the esoteric tradition of existentialism. The term "angst" is now widely used with a negative and derisive connotation that mocks the expression of a common adolecent experience of malaise, possibly brought on by the physiological changes of puberty, in "whiney", melancholy music. See emo.

davezord @ 2005-04-11T13:46:00

2005-04-11T12:48:44Z

I just stubbed my toe and it really, really hurt ;_______;

davezord @ 2005-04-11T06:14:00

2005-04-11T05:59:31Z

Not sleeping sucks.

davezord @ 2005-04-01T13:15:00

2005-04-01T12:13:13Z

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=050401071158-131969

BAH

I AM A SHEEP

BAH

davezord @ 2005-03-20T20:42:00

2005-03-20T20:42:59Z

I'm in bristol till thursday. So dont do anything cool while i'm gone.

AND NO TOUCHING MY STUFF.

davezord @ 2005-03-18T23:21:00

2005-03-18T23:21:43Z

LOOK! I'll smile like a dougnut :O

davezord @ 2005-03-17T00:11:00

2005-03-17T00:10:28Z

I am so going to kick smokeyjoe50 out of the house. They keep on stealing my condoms!

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

davezord @ 2005-03-10T21:45:00

2005-03-10T21:45:27Z

Your Silver-Age Superhero Career

LJ Username

Your alias first-name is:

Your alias last-name is:

You can turn....

...into:

You team up with...

smokeyjoe50

...to battle:

Rush Limbaugh

You petition to join:

the Avengers

Their response:

they agree, and you celebrate by getting roaring drunk and randomly calling old people

You are best remembered for:

the hazy surveillance tape with the transgender prostitue and the aspiring politician

Your heroic level: - 99%

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New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology and Horoscopes

This is the funniest one in a while XD

Me? I'm good.

EXTRA EXTRA!

2005-03-08T23:04:59Z

Fresh from the "art of DooM book" we have OFFICIAL and EXCLUSIVE character design material here on this very lj. You wont see it anywhere else folks!

davezord @ 2005-03-08T19:28:00

2005-03-08T19:28:23Z

RAWHIDE!! ROBOCOP!!

Stolen from Sarri

2005-02-26T22:20:17Z

1. First Name? Dave
2. Were you named after anyone? My Middle name is after my Grandad. Other than that, no.

3. Do you wish on stars? When/If I remember

4. Which finger is your favorite? Middle, I guess. o_O

5. When did you last cry? Cant remember exactly. Not very long ago though.

6. Do you like your handwriting? Not at all

7. What is your favorite lunch meat? Speak english, not american >O

8.Any bad habits? Short, abraisive meme responses

9.What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Pokemon as well =D

10. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Perhaps, depens who I was when I was the other person ;p

11. Are you a daredevil? Sometimes. Rarely though. My state of mind changes too much.

12. What is the most important thing in your life atm? My Art.

13. Do looks matter? Yeah. Its a part of a hundred piece jigsaw. All the pieces are just as important as the other. Even the completely blue piece thats stuck in the middle of the sky. Thats real important.

14. How do you release anger? Screaming, Crying, Xbox, Sleeping, Headbanging

15. Where is your second home? I dont have a first home. I live on the street ;_;

16. Do you trust others easily? No

17. What was your favorite toy as a child? A big thomas the tank toy

18. What class in school do you think is totally useless? THS Contemporary art :D

19. Do you have a journal? HELO

20. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Far too much

24. What are your nicknames? Dave, Weksley, Wex, Miller, Dave Miller, DaveDave, Dave Godsir, Cockfag

25. Would you bungee jump? Nope

26. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? NEVER

27. Do you think that you are strong willed? Depends on the reason to be

28. What's your favorite ice cream flavour? Vanilla. Or something with choclate bits in

29. Shoe Size? 11 I think. Maybe 10

30. Favourite colour? Blue or Pink

31. What is your least favourite thing? Aids

32. How many wisdom teeth do you have? 1.3. One of the others hasn't grown out yet, and the 4th was pulled out by the dentist

33. How many people have a crush on you right now? 2 or 3 maybe o_O; Takes more than a crush for me to act though.

34. What do you miss most right now? Haven't seen my friends in a while

35. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back to you? yeah. Everyone should do it. Even Jebus

36. What colour pants are you wearing? Navy denim with yellow and red strips down each side. Clown pants

37. What are you listening to right now? Optimus Rhymes - Fuzzy Dice

38. Last thing you ate? Gateu

39. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Pink, because I am a kweear

40. What is the weather like right now? Dark. Miscellanious

41. Last person you talked to on the phone? No Idea XD
42. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes, Hair, if I'm feeling manly the boobies are often entered into the equation

43. Do you like the person who sent you this? Yeah she's cool. Dont know her as well as I probably should though

44. How are you today? Pretty good. Was pissed off this morning but I'm pretty smily now.

45. Favourite drink? Milk

46. Favourite alcoholic drink? WIIINE *Dave Lister*

47 Favourite Sport? FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

49. Eye colour? Brown. OOH DIVERSE

50. Do you wear contacts? Nope

51. Siblings? one brother

52. Favourite month? August/October

53. Favourite food? Chinese. Pizza

54. Last movie you watched? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

55. Favourite day of the year? Christmas?

56. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Not so much. As much as I guess most people are.

58. Summer or winter? Summer.

59. Hugs or kisses? Hugs probably. Kissing is awesome when appropriate, though

60. Do you want your friends to write back? INDEED

61. Who is least likely to respond? Batman

63. Living Arrangements? Box under the stairs ;_;

64. What book/magazine are you reading? Liberty Meadows Book 2

65. What's on your mouse pad? Some chinese style yin-yang shiznit

66. Favourite board game? Something fairly simple and good fun.

67. What did you watch on tv last night? Don't have tv in my room, so I dont watch it XD TNMT dvd ;p

68. Favourite Smell? Pizza? Flowers? Spring freshly cut grass? I like a lot of smells.

Randomest last question ever.